Saturday, July 10, 2010
Larry O'Brien Reveals He Is Actually Lex Luthor
OTTAWA- After recently announcing his return to the mayoral election race, Larry O'Brien held a press conference to formally put to rest rumours he is actually super-villain, Lex Luthor. A surprised and shocked group of reporters hastily questioned the current mayor such about what his plans for world domination involve, and whether or not Lansdowne Park will be the location for his Super Fortress. Competing candidate Jim Watson was later seen donning a Superman suit and assembling a League of Superheroes in preparation for the upcoming election. Candidate Clive Doucet could not be reached for comment but is reportedly assuming the role of the Joker.